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Febbraro Nun E 'N MONTH AS N'ANTRO. And 'N MONTH BEAUTIFUL, SO BEAUTIFUL

Who says Febbraro is short and bitter nun got noffink: Febbraro ade er month is nice because my , de la moije me that years ago today, Happy Birthday Annamaria, who want to sape? Nun says if the de siggnore, but among na week, quanno them I make you do all the patriotic enigghema arittemetico and we see that there dick head.
stamens So what to say? Yes, Ade months my er, de la I moije, de la fija primmoggenita and then I was always the Famija er months celebbrato it as our quanno du Vorta that if born, if born, that if more nun, boh! what the fuck I know, but my father ner er der Febbraro 1917 had died by then but no, nun died.
I know is the story I heard at least ariccontà ar na half miijarata de Vorta, which closes the audio to my father and je period only move his mouth like a fish in them, the words I could tell her I co commas, and points them Postrof.

enough, he joined his father was then that I acquired influence in the infantry in a trench na Basin Plez, which m ade Slovenia, I possino ammazzavve. Ciavar 21 years but it seemed 'n kid de 15 and quarcuno pijava for the ass. So if he did make the Arditi nde na species that eren de commandos de li times.
screwdriver 'n sergeant de Genzano, a fijo de na bitch, that if called Biaggio Marini and je was pissing blood.
"with James! How did you grow even nun 'n sur chin hair?"
"And I know, me nun streets noffink"
"Cellai on the balls?"
Cells Bucio ner der ass dad jarispose all 'ncazzato.
"Meijo, so you are the landed"
E giù tutti a ride, sti coijoni.
Er mi padre ce sformava ma doveva da ingozzà.
"Seghettate le baionette -ordinò 'n giorno Biaggio Marini- je le dovete da infilà ndé la panza a sti doicce der cazzo, che devono da soffrì prima de crepà"
E tutti a seghettà le baionette, de corsa sinnò ereno carci in culo.
Na sera Biaggio Marini s'avvicina a mi padre e je fa:
"Jacopò, fra 'n'ora annamo io e te a taijà er filo spinato che domatina c'è l'assarto"
"Ce I'm "jarispose my father.
S'anniede to prepare but felt pulled his jacket. It was Carletto De Fazi, n'amico his pure de Citavecchia him.
" Amble, give me the bayonet and the pity mine. It t'agguanteno them that Bosnian co serrated nun scoijetti them see more of them home "
If scambiorono bayonets, and so Carletto De Fazi sarva der my father's life, but in time we knew only quer Christ.
Anniedero Biaggio Marino, sergeant der dick, Ambleto Jacoponi, bold scerto sur hairless chin.
"Serge," said my father double 'n po'-print a fa troppo casino, quelli ce senteno"
"Quelli se cacheno sotto. Nun te preoccupà Jacopò, taija e nun rompe li coijoni"

Ma quelli staveno 'nguattati: Sortirono tutti fora sparanno come li matti.
Mi padre lo corsero a na coscia, er sergente ar core. Schiattò subbito.
Arimaneva n'omo solo, ferito e stracacato da la paura.
"Aber der ist nur ein Bube"
Ma questo è 'na creatura, disse er doicce che commannava.
"Zeige mal Dein Bajonett"
faces is seen as bayonet viddero nun who was serrated, instead of one thousand Vorta infilajela nde the guts, the portorno a prison infirmary in the ass.
So sarva skin er me father, for the bayonet ciavar de Carletto De Fazi and why nun ciavar sur chin hairs.
Quanno if he says er ass.
So eg lack of hair and 17 years of sawing Doppo I was born.
Quanno if he says er ass.

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